The VIAGRA Van

The ROFLCOPTER and I went bowling last night with friends. I said I would, and I did. It was a lot of fun. It's been a while since I last bowled. Not only was it bowling, but it was cosmic bowling to boot which made it all the more exciting. I had good games and my second game was a personal best. The first game I got 111 and the second game I got 103 or something close to that. Let me tell you about the last game, I don't know what happened, but I was on a fire. I finished with a score of 161. I had over 4 strikes and several spares. It was great, I had good luck and for most of that luck I have VIAGRA to thank.

When we first got to the bowling alley, we were waiting for another car full of people to arrive so were looking for something to kill time. The bowling alley had a few machines where you try and win a prize by maneuvering a claw over it and letting it drop. In this one machine were soft stuffed Vans with advertisements on them like you would see on a racecar. To my surprise there was a Van in there that had Viagra written all over it. I knew I had to at least try and win. Opportunities like this don't just come along every day. It didn't take long though, since I won on the first try. What can I say, I have a knack for games like that, as does my good friend J-McDizzle. So for good luck, I carried around the VIAGRA van and it worked. I'll probably never bowl that well ever again. ROFLCOPTER, clear those pins and give me an "x".