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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Ask me about how much little sleep I have.

I exhausted. Bat Boy, the Musical is now officially over. It was such a fun show. Strike was tonight and that ended at 3am, hurray! I get to sleep tonight. I'm turning my alarm off and I'm going to see how long I can sleep. ROFLCOPTER, shut her down, I'm taking a rest.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Hold me Frat Boy, Touch me Frat Boy

gayThat would be the tech version of the show if Joe and I had our way with it. The setting would involve a small college town and a grad student working in the lab late one night getting raped by a group of Frat guys on her way home because she spilled yeast or something beer related on her that drew the Frat guys to her. She would later give birth to the Frat Boy and he would be taken in by the local Fraternity until he was saved by a few wondering engineers years later as they were trying to get into the parties but failed due to their dorkiness. They decide to sneak in through one of the Frat's basements and discover Frat Boy, a boy who is always dressed in a white t-shirt, khaki pants, and a baseball cap. The only thing that gives him strength is chugging watery beer from a warm keg. One of the engineers is attacked as he offers Frat Boy some cold "O" fries. Campus police finally arrest the Frat Boy for underage consumption and bring him to the house of a Psychology professor to try and cure the boy of his alcoholism and bad personality. Anyway, the story goes on, but you get the idea.

In other news, this is going to be a long week with Bat Boy going up next weekend. I get to make one of my famous Gantt charts for load-in. It looks impressive but isn't that hard to make. Joe says I'm anal, I say screw you buddy.

This was a crazy weekend, very fun. Heat Transfer can suck it. I'm now the Master Carpenter for Rumors, hurray!

Lighting Load-in is tomorrow and by tomorrow I mean in 8 hours. I should go to sleep. Joe bought a really cool game. The ROFLCOPTER approves.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

News Update: Michael Moore is still fat

No more Michael Moore! I walked by where he would have spoken today and enjoyed the beautiful scenery not tarnished by Mr. M&M's presence. It was such a lovely day especially with M&M and hit FAT absent from campus. I think this is a better outcome than if it had rained (Now, if it had rained, that would have been funny in its own right). Here's why, M&M is sick, he's far from campus, I didn't have to listen or look at him today, and this was a beautiful fall day in Pittsburgh. Instead of 50 people not being able to see him, no one did...and he's really sick, sick with the FAT! ROFLCOPTER, fly us out...to the right.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Holy shit it's a ROFLCOPTER...

GO Tartans, GO!

I love the Kiltie Band. I was traded to the trumpet section today for two first round draft picks. It kind of sucks to get traded but it's in my contract and at least I got traded for good people. Scotch-n-Soda is ok, too. ROFLCOPTER, back to work.

Friday, October 01, 2004

Shout Out to Becky Z!

This post goes to all my homies in the Czech Republic. And since there is only one person I know there, this goes out to Becky Zajdel. Becky is studying abroad and will be there for a whole year (that's so long!). Well, Actually she's coming back for awhile around Christmas so that will be exciting. Becky was right about how I've been busy. I've had alot of work this semester. The ROFLCOPTER has also been busy delivering messgaes to bboards about Bat Boi. It's been my personal assistant. Good luck to B in Czeckland and hurray for the weekend. ROFLCOPTER, take us up!