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Saturday, September 25, 2004

It's been a while

Hello there fellow INTERNET travelers! It's been awhile since the ROFLCOPTER has flown from the HELIPORT to deliver news but it should be back to its usual schedule shortly. The past couple of weeks have been really busy. The last two Wednesday nights I pulled all nighters. The last time I did, I didn't feel so bad. All I need is red bull and some food. Hopefully this week I'll be more on top of my game as far as work is concerned.

Haha Blak Pepile!!! I am drunk now. Nevermind moi. zzzgoonoght INTWERNET!!!!!!!!!!1
ROFLCOPTER HOOOOOOOO11111111

Thursday, September 09, 2004

The Marathon of classes

This has been a long week. Tuesdays and Thursday are already what I call a Marathon but Wednesdays have just gotten longer now that I have to take a shop class at 8:30am. I've been going to class and running around today since 10:30am but at least I have no class tomorrow. I sure pay for it in the middle of the week though, that's foshizzle.

My drawing class went to the Carnegie Museum again Today and drew dinosaurs. I stayed until 2:45 and then hurried off to Heat Transfer and then got there late. The professor told the class when it was over that he didn't appreciate people arriving late. It sucks for those of us who have over lapping classes.

I'm glad it's the weekend. I feel as though I earned it this week. School is finally starting to pick up the pace and I hope I can hang on. If nothing else, I can always look forward to alcohol. Thirsty Thursday tonight.

By the way, the ROFLCOPTER has been busy sending e-mails today. It's been going all over the INTERNET, luckily it's good at it's job and BCC's everything.

I'm off to Kiltie Band. ROFLCOPTER, back to the INTERNET!

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

LOL!!!1

The ROFLCOPTER flew past something ridiculous today, but did a good job keeping a straight face. Seriously, though, I'm walking up the stairs in Porter Hall and I turn around the corner and standing in front of me is this short man who was as wide as he was tall. He was huge! And what made it all the more amusing was he was a security guard of some sort because he was wearing a uniform which allowed you to see more visibly his lovely round figure. I almost feel bad for the guy, but you should of seen him. My head exploded.

I hate when situations like that happen. You're walking along and then, boom! "Out of FUCKING NOWHERE," something funny or ridiculous looking pops up in front of you and you're just thrown off. You can't laugh or scream because that would just be rude. You have to keep walking and convince yourself that person or situation really existed.

This type of situation shouldn't be confused with the situation where the person is beyond funny and just sad or disgusting looking. We call this type of person a train wreck. i.e. a fat person in a thongYou look once and you want to look away and wash your eyes out with acid, but you have to look back and stare. It's almost impossible to look away. You get in a trance. This is called a train wreck because for example, if you were to come across a train wreck, even with all of the carnage and twisted metal, you can't help but look. It's human nature. We're curious and terrible people. ROFLCOPTER, take us up, but don't crash. I don't want people looking at us.

Monday, September 06, 2004

I'm In Charge, What Now?

I'll count as many carbs as I want, thank youI'm in Charge of Scotch 'n' Soda Theater's production of Bat Boy. I am the Production Liaison/Production Manager. I'm essentially the producer which is a cool title to have. The ROFLCOPTER flew me in for the first production meeting tonight and I think it went well. It wasn't very exciting but it only lasted around 40 minutes. I only wish the rest of the meetings will take that long. I guess will have to wait and see. Part of my job is keeping everything organized and on track so we'll see if that happens. I've got a plan and agendas with bullets and numbers so watch out. Bullets on a list are like whooshing sounds on a power point presentation, yeah, that intense. I'm such a dork but I make it up with all of the light beer I drink. The nice thing about drinking Miller Light is you don't get hang overs because it's like drinking water, kind of anyway.

Tomorrow (technically later today) I am going to go see the Pirates game with Joe and his Dad at 4:00pm. If you're reading this before then and you want to go, let me know because we have an extra ticket. That's about all I have for now. ROFLCOPTER, grab me another pendaflex.