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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

EMONET!!!1

my emo has been lappedYou'll be happy to know that I'm feeling much less emo today than I was, thank God. I'm still lazy, but that's expected. On a positive note, I went to HOMEDEPOT with Aaron today and browsed for capital improvements for the Dungeon. I love going to HOMEDEPOT and walking around. Just the thought of being able to buy hundreds of dollars of random tools, safety equipment, and other things and then being able to use them just makes me feel all warm inside. I <3 HOMEDEPOT.

I went bowling again tonight, I didn't do so well, but we only bowled one game. Joe and I had work to do. I need to wake up early tomorrow so I can study for a quiz later today.

I got to be a MechE today. I was at work last night and I sent an e-mail to my boss saying that the three hole punch is broken and the space bar doesn't work. She said that she was disappointed that none of the MechE's working there fixed them. So I came by later fixed both of them. I felt useful so that made me happy, plus I got paid which made me even happier. I <3 Money and I'm low on it right now. I've bought way too much beer and now I'm out of money. Whoops.

That's all for now, ROFLCOPTER, let's go fix something!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

APATHY!

Apathy, Apathy, that's our cry...

A-P-Ah, I'm an idiot when it comes to relationships. I miss Becky who is in Czechland.

Forgive the following, it's kind of emo, Joe won't let me hear the end of it. He should know what it's from and it all doesn't apply to one person, it's just kind of random thoughts.

Everything is turning grey, but I won't hold my breath today
Cause' I'm not scared and to tell the truth I just don't care.
Are you looking for an answer? When you still don't know the
question.

these last few weeks
I've been confused
sometimes I wonder if
I'm better off alone.

So I'll pretend
I'm doing all I can
And hope someday you'll find it in your heart
To understand why I'm not around
And forgive me for not being in your life

Forgive me
I'm so sorry
I will make it up to you

I remember, I remember you
ohhh uhhh yeah!

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Bitches, I went BOWLING

Strike BitchesTonight and last night I went bowling. I'm sure everyone assumes this is common for me because I'm from Ohio, but that's not true. Statements like that lead to stereotypes and stereotypes leads to racism. We all know what that leads to...actually I'm not sure, but possible answers are, hatred, funny jokes, another beer, etc.

Anyway, back to bowling. Yesterday, my friend Sean and I went to open bowling and payed a flat rate for 2.5 hours of bowling. Since it was just two of us, we made pretty good use of our time and played 7 games. That's right, 7 games. I think my best games were 123, 144, and 153, maybe. I did fairly well, and Sean did a lot better than he usually does. I think some of my lucky Irishness may have rubbed off on him. We had a lot of fun and definitely got our money's worth. We decided if we were Jewish, we would have needed to bring an extra pair of pants or two with us.

Tonight, we wanted to go do something again and this time we found three more of our friends. I just saw Robots with my parents this afternoon, and I didn't particularly want to go just sit down and watch another movie. So, we went bowling. Sean and I though of asking the manager if they had our lane ready for us when we got there. We ultimately decided against it. We only played two games tonight, but I still kicked butt. I also bought myself a Molson, so that was nice. The first game I was practicing what my dad showed me to make the ball spin and hook into the pins. I only scored 83 that game. By the third frame of the second game, I finally figured it out by turning my wrist slightly. I scored 163 that game. It was great, I had 4 strikes and I think 4 spares.

Bowling is complicated, there's so much to think about while getting rid of the ball. Maybe that's why I like it. I'm thinking of playing it more often when I get back to school. I'll go to Forward Lanes at the bottom of Murray in Squirrel Hill. Anybody want to tag along? Bowling and Beer, now there's my happy hour.

PS - If I stay in Cleveland, Sean and I decided that Thursday will be bowling night and Sunday will be our day for golf. I swear, I can't wait to retire. I'll be so good at it.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

CAUTION: ENTJ at work

Here's what I think of the The Myers-Briggs Personality Test. The test results are interesting, sure, but I don't see why people take it over and over again and then also talk about it all of the time. What each question asks is pretty clear where it's trying to put you. If it's not, then maybe the following will help. I've sorted the statements to each of the pairs of letters. Now take the test. You can be whatever you want.


I/E

You feel at ease in a crowd

Often you prefer to read a book than go to a party

You rapidly get involved in social life at a new workplace

You are a person somewhat reserved and distant in communication

You spend your leisure time actively socializing with a group of people, attending parties, shopping, etc.

You find it difficult to speak loudly

The more people with whom you speak, the better you feel

You prefer to isolate yourself from outside noises

You are usually the first to react to a sudden event: the telephone ringing or unexpected question

You usually place yourself nearer to the side than in the center of the room

It is easy for you to communicate in social situations

You prefer meeting in small groups to interaction with lots of people

You prefer to spend your leisure time alone or relaxing in a tranquil family atmosphere

You enjoy being at the center of events in which other people are directly involved

After prolonged socializing you feel you need to get away and be alone

You like to be engaged in an active and fast-paced job

You get pleasure from solitary walks

You enjoy having a wide circle of acquaintances


S/N

You easily understand new theoretical principles

As a rule, current preoccupations worry you more than your future plans

You are more interested in a general idea than in the details of its realization

You tend to rely on your experience rather than on theoretical alternatives

You often think about the mankind and its destiny

You prefer to act immediately rather than speculate about various options

You get bored if you have to read theoretical books

You are more inclined to experiment than to follow familiar approaches

It's essential for you to try things with your own hands

When solving a problem you would rather follow a familiar approach than seek a new one

You easily perceive various ways in which events could develop

When considering a situation you pay more attention to the current situation and less to a possible sequence of events

You often spend time thinking of how things could be improved

You feel more comfortable sticking to conventional ways

You are always looking for opportunities

Your desk, workbench etc. is usually neat and orderly

You easily see the general principle behind specific occurrences

You often contemplate about the complexity of life


F/T

You find it difficult to talk about your feelings

You are strongly touched by the stories about the people's troubles

It's difficult to get you excited or make you lose your temper

You frequently and easily express your feelings and emotions

You trust reason rather than feelings

Your actions are frequently influenced by emotions

You value justice higher than mercy

You think that almost everything can be analyzed

You easily empathize with the concerns of other people

You feel involved when watching TV soaps

You try to stand firmly by your principles

You willingly involve yourself in matters which engage your sympathies

You consider the scientific approach to be the best

You readily help people while asking nothing in return

Objective criticism is always useful in any activity

You are easily affected by strong emotions

You tend to be unbiased even if this might endanger your good relations with people

You tend to sympathize with other people


P/J

You do your best to complete a task on time

Strict observance of the established rules is likely to prevent a good outcome

It is in your nature to assume responsibility

You believe the best decision is one that can be easily changed

You usually plan your actions in advance

You often do jobs in a hurry

You like to keep a check on how things are progressing

You avoid being bound by obligations

You take pleasure in putting things in order

The process of searching for solution is more important to you than the solution itself

You are consistent in your habits

A thirst for adventure is close to your heart

You are almost never late for your appointments

Your decisions are based more on the feelings of a moment than on the careful planning

You know how to put every minute of your time to good purpose

Deadlines seem to you to be of relative, rather than absolute, importance

You have good control over your desires and temptations

You are inclined to rely more on improvisation than on careful planning

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

This isn't my list, but I've added a few at the bottom.

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Addendum:
36. No PMS
37. No talking, only hitting to solve problems (I hit Joe all of the time)
38. We can hold our liquor better or more of it
39. That goes for food too...mmm, wings
40. Less stress in positions of authority
41. Can't be a bitch, only an ass or a dick, which is more fun for others
42. Wait in line for the restroom is very short
43. Get carded less (so far it has seemed that way)
44. Can control a screw gun better (more force applied = larger torque)
46. We're much smarter
45. Did you catch that?
47. Boys may be stupid, but girls are annoying (put a sock in it)
48. When we live together, we don't get insane, only cooler
49. The reason Helen Keller can't drive
50. Women jokes aren't so much jokes as they are suggestions or how it should be

(I'm going to get it for this post)

Sunday, March 06, 2005

I'll burn you!

You scored as fire. you're hot. you like being liked. and you're
somewhat of a pyrokinetic hot-head.

(it's cool. i set my kitchen table on fire once, so don't worry.
i'm not here to judge.)

fire


75%

Speed


69%

ice


67%

teleportation


61%

Flying


58%

psychic


58%

Super Strength / Self Healer


47%

telekinetic


47%

shapeshifter


47%

telepathic


42%

Invisibility


33%

elasticity


20%

Myers Briggs Super-Power Test
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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

HOOTERS

I went to HOOTERS tonight with the guys. We went for the wings, what? We listened to Bohemian Rhapsody on the way back and a few of us were kind of buzzed. It was great, because there were five of us in the car, similar to Wayne's World. Voices, thank you for these moments...and Killians.

ROFLCOPTER, put her into gear!